Have you ever Retired a Character by Mistake?

blade-runner3Rachael: Do you like our dungeon?

Deckard: It’s artificial?

Rachael: Of course it is.

Deckard: Must be extensive.

Rachael: Very.

Rachael: I’m Rachael.

Deckard: Deckard.

Rachael: It seems you feel our scenario is not a benefit to the public.

Deckard: Game Masters are like any other player – they’re either a benefit or a hazard. If they’re a benefit, it’s not my problem.

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GM Dredd: I am the GM

dredd-image05GM Dredd: Players of Peach Trees, this is Game Master Dredd.

Game Ma-Ma: Let him talk.

GM Dredd: In case you players have forgotten, this game operates under the same rules as the rest of the campaigns. Game Ma-Ma is not the GM … I am the GM. Game Ma-Ma is a common player; guilty of rules lawyering, guilty of the manufacture and distribution of cheating dice known as Slo-Roll, and as of now under sentence of character elimination. Any who obstruct me in carrying out my game will be treated as an accessory to her poor gaming style … you have been warned. And as for you Game Ma-Ma … game time.

(kilde)

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We are on a Mission from GM

Blues-BrothersJake: We’ll put the party back together, play a few games, we get a campaign running. Bang! Five thousand XP.

Elwood: Yeah, well, getting the party back together might not that be that easy, Jake.

Jake: What are you talking about?

Elwood: They split, they all took to larping.

Jake: Yeah, so you know where they play. You said you were gonna keep in touch with them.

Elwood: Well … I got a couple of leads, a few character sheets, but I mean, how many of them visited or even wrote you, huh?

Jake: They’re not the kinda guys who play by mail. You were outside, I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the party. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again.

Elwood: Well, what was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you, okay?

Jake: You lied to me.

Elwood: It wasn’t a lie, it was just bullshit.

(kilde)

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They mostly larp at night

image-11-sigourney-weaver-hints-that-alien-5-might-just-happenHudson: [after the campaign crashes] That’s great, this is really fuckin’ great, man. Now, what the fuck are we supposed to play now? We’re in some pretty shit now, man.

Hicks: [Grabs him by the t-shirt] Are you finished?

Newt: Guess we’re not gonna play it, are we?

Ripley: I’m sorry, Newt.

Newt: Don’t be sorry, it wasn’t your fault.

Hudson: That’s it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the fuck are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?

Burke: Maybe we can draw a dungeon, roll up a few characters, huh, how about we try that.

Newt: We gotta get inside. It’s gonna be dark soon, and they mostly larp at night. Mostly.

(kilde)

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Do You Think That’s Dice?

The_Matrix_Dodge_this_(HD)_0893Gamer: How did I defeat you?

Simulationist: You … you’re rolled too well.

Gamer: Do you believe that my being a better dice-roller or rules lawyer has anything to do with my roleplaying in this place? Do you think that’s dice you’re rolling now?

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