These are my dice. There are many others like them, but these ones are mine. My dice are my best friends. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life. Without me, my dice are useless. Without my dice, I am useless. I must roll my dice true. I must roll straighter than my GM, who is trying to kill my character. I must roll crits before he rolls to hit me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my dice and myself are defenders of my character, we are the masters of looting, we are the saviors of campaigns. So be it, until there are no more levels, but peace. Amen.
Hvis filmcitater var rollespil.